Satirical infomercial--Eat your Poop!

Eat your BLEEP would be even funnier. A fake infomercial that highlights the crazy arguments health peddlers use. Perhaps investigative reporting that cuts to our fake infomercial. Good looking people eating brown stuff. It would be great to travel to one of these pristine areas and see what health problems they have (doubtless vaccines will come up). The truth about microwaves. Toxic realities. Talk to actual nutritionist at major universities. What does the infomercial sell. A special chair with a plate attached (well made unlike the other guy's chair--oo Hand crafted by the Amish) I just need a budget...and a little more fleshing out.